Some Christmas Jokes to get you chuckling.
Where does Santa go after Christmas to recover?
– An Elf Farm
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
– Crisp Cringle!
What do you get if you put three ducks in a box?
– A Box of Quackers
What goes Oh Oh Oh?
– Santa Walking Backwards
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
– A Holly Davidson
Did you hear about Dracula’s Christmas party?
– It was a scream!
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day?
– Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!
HO, HO, HO.