Christmas Jokes

Some Christmas Jokes to get you chuckling.

Christmas Quiz ElfWhat do snowmen have for breakfast?

Snowflakes
Where does Santa go after Christmas to recover?

An Elf Farm

 

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?

Lost

 

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle!

 

What do you get if you put three ducks in a box?

A Box of Quackers

 

What goes Oh Oh Oh?

Santa Walking Backwards

 

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson

 

Did you hear about Dracula’s Christmas party?

It was a scream!

 

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?

Hornaments

 

How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day?

Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!

 

HO, HO, HO.