Christmas Jokes

Some Christmas Jokes to get you chuckling.

Christmas Quiz ElfWhat do snowmen have for breakfast?

Where does Santa go after Christmas to recover?

An Elf Farm


What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?



What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle!


What do you get if you put three ducks in a box?

A Box of Quackers


What goes Oh Oh Oh?

Santa Walking Backwards


What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson


Did you hear about Dracula’s Christmas party?

It was a scream!


What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?



How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day?

Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!